Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
I know all that.
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
請朋友吃飯
“親愛的，”丈夫對妻子說：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
“什麼?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的.，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是髒的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
“這些我全都知道。”
“那你爲什麼還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”
“因爲那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。”