英語笑話之一
昨天來了個外國人，進到辦公室，前臺小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，只有自己比較清閒，就面帶微笑的："Hello?"
外國人："Hi."
前臺小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什麼事?)
外國人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你會講英語嗎)前臺小姐："If I not speak English，I am speaking what?"(如果我不會說，那我現在說的'什麼)
外國人："Can anybody else speak English? "(還有誰能講英語嗎)
前臺小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都沒空，你願意等就等，不願意就走你)
外國人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，這兒有誰會說英語嗎)
前臺小姐："Shout what shout，quiet a little，you on earth have what thing."(喊什麼喊，安靜點，你到底有什麼事)
老外："I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的領導談談)
前臺小姐："Head not tomorrow come."(頭兒不在，明再來吧)
英語笑話之二
室友：聖誕節到了，我會把襪子掛在窗戶上，我希望你們能在我第二天醒來
給我一個驚喜!
我：沒問題，我知道你最喜歡吃學校前門那個小麪包`
我一定買來放到你的襪子裏面!記得吃哈·
室友：..............
Room friend:Christmas day arrived, I can hang the sock on the window, I hoped youcan second days wake in me
For me pleasantly surprised!
I:Does not have the question, I knew you most like eating school frontdoor that young bread `
I as soon as order put to inside yours sock! Remembered eatsKazak
Room friend: ..............