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經典風趣英語笑話(一)
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
三位男子在公園的長椅土坐着。中間的一個在讀報紙，另外兩個在假裝釣魚。他們給想象的魚鉤上魚餌，放線，並卷線把魚抓上來。
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.
一位過路警察駐足觀察了這個景象，他問中間的那個男子是否認識其他兩位。
"Oh yes," he said. "They are my friends”
“喔，認識，”他說，“他們是我的朋友”
"In that case," warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"
“那樣的話，”警察告誡說，“你最好把他們從這裏弄走。”
"Yes, sir." the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.
“好的，瞥官。”那男子回答說，接着就開始瘋狂地做起划槳的動作來。
經典風趣英語笑話(二)
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?" When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!" "Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."
一對新婚夫婦走進位於邁阿密海灘旅館的.電梯。電梯操作員是一個漂亮的金髮碧眼的美女，看到他們十分驚奇，她說：“嗨，Teddy,你好嗎?”夫婦倆到了他們自己的房間，憤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解釋：“那女人是誰?!”“冷靜點，寶貝，”新郎說： “我得對她解釋你是誰，這已經足夠煩死我了。”
經典風趣英語笑話(三)
Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.
湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯後到大街上散步，在7點回來睡覺。
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車停在他家門前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來。”
After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”
警察走後：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎麼了?”
The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”
這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”