笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。
幽默英語笑話段子篇一：Is He Really Ill 他真病了嗎
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance," yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
在一個炎熱的夏天，一位上了年紀的男子昏倒在街頭。一羣人立刻圍了上去。
“給這個可憐的人一杯白蘭地吧。” 一位女士建議。
“給他一點治心臟病的藥。” 另外一個人說。
“不，還是給他一些白蘭地，”那位女士堅持說。
“還是叫一輛救護車吧。” 有人叫道。
“一杯白蘭地。”
這時地上的那個人坐了起來，嚷着，“都閉嘴，就照那位好心的太太說得去做!”
幽默英語笑話段子篇二：Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into theden(私室，賊窩) . What is the big brass gong(鑼) and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?
Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!
會說話的'鍾
一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。那個大銅鑼和錘子是幹什麼用的?他的一個朋友問他。那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘，學生回答。這鐘怎麼工作的，他的朋友問。看着，別眨眼了，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫，別敲了，你這白癡!現在是凌晨兩點鐘了!
幽默英語笑話段子篇三：Send the Bill to My Father 把賬單給我父親
Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″
Patient: ″Then send the bill to my father, please.″
醫生：對你的抱怨我無能爲力。那是遺傳病。
病人：那請你把賬單給我父親吧。
幽默英語笑話段子篇四：I'm the Biggest Liar 我是最大的說謊者
Stranger: Catch any fish?
Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.
Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.
陌生人：釣到魚了嗎?
釣魚者：我是誰?一早晨我就在這條小溪釣到了40多條魚呢。
陌生人：你知道我是誰嗎?我是這裏的漁獵執行官。
釣魚者：那你知道我是誰嗎?我是全國最大的說謊者。