Mixed Doubles
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, ’’
史上最搞笑的英語笑話二：
Comparison
Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card).
So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you get the highest salary in the office?
史上最搞笑的英語笑話三：
Great Event
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.